Three reasons to not make a poem
First of all, I should make you aware of the fact that reading this essay will probably neither improve your general knowledge nor your vocabulary. It’s just to show how difficult and boring writing a poem might be.
Number one: the rhyme. Yes, you will have to send your precious time thinking about what matches with “zebra”. Second: the structure. Assuming that you are a regular person, you don’t really have to clue on how many paragraphs must a poem have, or how many lines must those paragraphs have! Third one: the homosexual tendency. Well, don’t take this as prejudice, but you have to agree with me: writing a poem might be considerate “suspicious”, if you know what I mean…
So, now, whenever your teacher asks you to write a poem or a common text, don’t hesitate! Make the right choice, give him these three concrete arguments and be happy!
By Gabriel A. Weimer from ADV 1.
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